Milking Table in Queensland (again) for 2026
I’m genuinely excited to finally share this. In the month of August 2026, I’ll be heading back out on the road for a full 30-day tour. But to achieve this. I will need YOUR help. I need to know where I should return to or if I should test out new and exciting destinations. Scroll down to register your interest.
For me, touring has always been about meeting new and exciting people. It’s about reconnecting, bringing something unique to places that don’t usually get access to it, and creating experiences that people remember long after I’ve packed up and moved on. And of course… it also means I’ll be bringing my signature milking table setup with me.
If you’ve been following me for a while, you already know that the milking table has become a huge part of what I offer. It’s something I’ve refined over time, not just the setup itself, but the entire experience around it. The atmosphere, the pacing, the attention to detail… everything is designed to feel immersive, indulgent, and completely different from anything standard. I bring everything with me. The towel warmer, The table, the mirror. Everything. I do my best to ensure the best experience comes with me at all times.
This August, I want to do things a little differently. Instead of locking in a fixed route straight away, I’ve put together a list of potential locations — but I want you to help shape where I actually go. I’d much rather build this tour around real demand than guess.
Right now, I’m considering:
Toowoomba, QLD
Moranbah, QLD
Mt Isa, QLD
Emerald, QLD
Cairns, QLD
Townsville, QLD
Rockhampton, QLD
Bundaberg, QLD
Hervey Bay, QLD
Some of these are bigger hubs, some are more regional, and that’s intentional. I know there are people in smaller areas who don’t often get access to high-quality, professional experiences like this, and I love the idea of bringing something special to those places. But ultimately, this tour is about you as much as it is about me.
If you’ve ever wanted to see me… if you’ve been waiting for me to come closer… or if you’re in one of these areas and thinking “finally”, now is the time to speak up. Your messages, your interest, and your bookings will directly influence where I go and how long I stay.
I’ll be mapping out the final route based on demand, so nothing is locked in yet. August is going to be intense, exciting, and very limited. A 30-day tour sounds like a long time, but once travel days and fully booked sessions start stacking up, availability disappears quickly. Many excited clients missed out due to me being very heavily booked. So if this has been on your mind, consider this your moment.
Tell me where you want me.
